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"That ain't me, is it?"
—Luke to Lorelai

Dead Uncles and Vegetables is the 17th episode of Season 2 of Gilmore Girls.

Synopsis[]

Luke (Scott Patterson) struggles with trying to juggle plans for his uncle's funeral and his usual shifts at the diner, so Lorelai (Lauren Graham) and Rory (Alexis Bledel) don their aprons to lend a hand at the restaurant. Meanwhile, a new farmer's market opens across the street from Doose's Market, sending Taylor (Michael Winters) into a tizzy.

Starring[]

Lauren Graham as Lorelai Gilmore
Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore
Melissa McCarthy as Sookie St. James
Keiko Agena as Lane Kim
Yanic Truesdale as Michel Gerard
Scott Patterson as Luke Danes
Liza Weil as Paris Geller
Jared Padalecki as Dean Forester
Milo Ventimiglia as Jess Mariano
and Kelly Bishop as Emily Gilmore
special appearance by
Edward Herrmann as Richard Gilmore
Recurring cast
Liz Torres as Miss Patty
Michael Winters as Taylor Doose
Jackson Douglas as Jackson Belleville
Sean Gunn as Kirk Gleason
Sally Struthers as Babette Dell
Guest starring
Steve Eastin as Sy
Dion Anderson as Burt
Dave (Gruber) Allen as The Second Troubadour
Grant Lee Phillips as Town Troubadour
Co-Starring
Mike Gandolfi as Andrew
Andrea Sabesin as Lisa
Pat Crawford Brown as Mrs. Cassini
Marcia Ann Burrs as the Older Woman
Brian McDonald as Reverend Hackett
Ian Kerr as the Mortuary Worker
James Moses Black as Patron #1
Wendy Haines as Patron #2

Quotes[]

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Emily – What do you think of the Romanovs?
Luke – They probably had it coming
Emily – A match made in heaven
Luke – Don't you have wakes for people you like.
Lorelai – I think it might be for you.
Luke – Am I dead?
Lorelai – Face it, Luke, people like you
Luke – Shut up
Lorelai – And with charm like that, how can they resist
Rory – So you did do a little something
Jess – I unlocked the door
Rory – So that people could come in here and put this together. Nice
Jess – Nice for them, not for me
Rory – You facilitated it, you made it happen, so I guess that means that you’re officially part of our town now
Jess – Hey, wait a minute –
Rory – Welcome
Jess – I am not part of this town
Rory – See you for some tree planting over at the Arbor Day Festival, buddy
Jess – Yeah, well maybe I can knock over a liquor store while everyone else is planting those stupid trees
Rory – As long as it’s a liquor store in town, neighbor
Michel — That fellow's on the phone from the restaurant
Lorelai — Who?
Michel — The flannel man with the protruding ankles
Lorelai — Oh, Luke?
Michel — I forgot his name from the desk to here, that's how memorable he is
Michel — Ah, Lorelai, good, tell me about the nine rooms set aside here. There's no name anywhere that I can see, and no credit card to hold them. Mistake?
Lorelai — No, it's for Luke
Michel — For who?
Lorelai — Luke from Luke's Diner
Michel — Nine rooms for Luke from Luke's Diner?
Lorelai — That's right
Michel — French fry convention?
Lorelai — No, just personal
Michel — Milkshake symposium?
Lorelai — No Michel, it's something personal and I'm vouching for him
Michel — Soda pop seminar?
Lorelai — Stop!
Michel — Pickle party?
Lorelai — He's got nine rooms, now stifle
Taylor — But I've got turnips good ones, too. They're not as big as that crinite freak's turnips, but who needs bloated turnips? Mine are unassuming. I have nice, humble turnips
Emily — I'll see you for dinner tonight, Lorelai. And Luke, I'm sure I'll see you again soon. What do you think of the Romanovs?
Luke – They probably had it coming
Emily — A match made in heaven

Trivia[]

  • Luke's uncle, Louie Danes, was known around Stars Hollow as being quite a lively character.
  • Lorelai and Luke attend Louie's funeral, the only two people there aside from the minister.
  • The town gathers at Luke's for the wake, telling stories about Uncle Louie.
  • Lorelai gets into 'diner talk'.
  • A few more of the re-enactors are introduced: Sy and Burt.
  • Emily's dream wedding for Lorelai would be a winter wedding inspired by the Romanovs. Lorelai in a silver sleigh, white roses.
  • Rory and Jess have a very married couple vibe this episode.
  • Both the Stars Hollow and the former competitor to be town troubadour appear, the latter to sell fresh vegetables, much to Taylor's dismay.

Music[]

wake me up before you go-go (cover) | GRANT LEE PHILLIPS

Photos[]


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Gilmorisms[]

LITERATURE

FILM

POP CULTURE

Lorelai(to Luke) But your re-enactment of Jerry Lewis and the Diner Guy is gonna wow the critics.
Lorelai – I'm Cathy Coffee, mister, the bastard offspring of Folger and Juan Valdez
Luke – Not everybody likes it that strong.
Lorelai – Well, then I shall convert them. I am the Jehovah's coffee girl
Rory – Just assume that Jeannie's gonna get Major Healey out of whatever scrap he's in.
Jackson – It's the Library of Alexandria. It's the Colossus of Rhodes. It's Pop Rocks
Lorelai – She's Patricia Hearst and my mother's the SLA.
Lorelai – We certainly are entertaining, Mac
Rory – Indubitably, Tosh.
Lorelai – Yeah, Taylor, this isn't Charlie Rose.
Taylor – You there! (points at town troubadour) When Lady Godiva here (points at other troubadour) wanted to be town troubadour over you, I stood by your side. Why aren't you backing me now?
Emily – What do you think of the Romanovs?
Luke – They probably had it coming.
Farmer's Market Guy(to Taylor, who is dressed in his Revolutionary War re-enactor's uniform) Cool threads. Very "one if by land"
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